My nephew was afraid of the clowns

(via spork)

littlemissmollymormon:

“You’re an adult now.”

Me

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labias:

All boys do is lie and nut fast

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(via trust)

(via astound)

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me as a pilot

memeufacturing:

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad

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kenobli:

has this been done yet

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